Monday 27 November 2023

Venables was the last link between the old football and the new ball game it has become.

 

In the way these things happen I first learnt of the death of former England manager Terry Venables from one of those automated signs that relay bus times, adverts, and headlines to passing shoppers.

Venables was, an obituary published by the BBC said ‘one of football’s brightest minds and most innovative coaches’ [1]. Going on to say ‘He may have been an acquired taste to some with his colourful personality and well-chronicled life in business but never by those who played for him, where Venables is regarded with virtually unanimous respect and affection for his superb man-management style and his razor-sharp tactical acumen’.

Dagenham born Venables started his career with Chelsea in the 1960’s, going on to play for Tottenham, QPR, and Crystal Palace and won two England caps. He managed Crystal Palace, QPR, Barcelona, Tottenham, England, Australia, Middlesbrough and Leeds United.

Most famously of all in his two years as England manager he led the team to the semi-finals of Euro 96.

Following the announcement of his death tributes poured in from players and managers.

Former England captain Gary Lineker described him as “the best English coach we’ve had’, going on to compare him with Manchester City manager Pep Guardiola.

Tottenham manager Ange Postecoglou told Sky Sports he "If you are asking about a person who embodies everything this football club has always wanted to be, it is Terry. It wasn't just about the way he managed or coached; it was the person he was”.

Current England manager Gareth Southgate, who was given his first England cap by Venables and went on to play in the Euro 96 team told the BBC "He was open minded, forward thinking, enjoyed life to the full and created a brilliant environment with England that allowed his players to flourish and have one of the most memorable tournaments in England history” [2].

Sport, and particularly football, tends to attract hyperbole, every match is a ‘epic’, and any player who hangs around at the top level is a ‘legend’. At least until he or she proves to be human and therefore fallible.

Just occasionally though the hype is justified and never more so than when a personality who was genuinely a legend passes away. As with the death of Bobby Charlton a few weeks ago [3] the passing of Terry Venables is, to borrow a quote from the grab bag of cliché, the end of an era.

Although they were very different as individuals, Charlton was an elder statesman of the game with the manner to match, Venables came across, in the best possible way, as a barrow boy done well enjoying his fame and the opportunities that it brought, they were both living links to football as it used to be.

The working man’s game played in stadiums that rose above terraced streets in towns dominated by factory chimneys and pitheads and watched by crowds in flat caps and mufflers. Where the players had a pint in the bar after the game and sometimes really did get the bus home with the fans.

A hard game enjoyed by people who worked hard and played hard, romanticizing either feels disrespectful.

 Venables started his playing career just as football stopped being something talented lads, like my late father, were told wasn’t something they could make a living out of and became a means by which the most talented could become rich and famous. As a manager he bridged the eras between the ‘old football’ of Brylcream and a fag at half time and the modern age when players, like Hollywood starlets, have their own chef, stylist and fitness guru.

Again, romanticization feels wrong, the newfound fortune and fame ate up young men who hadn’t the wherewithal to withstand temptation, leaving in its wake a sad litany of names, Best, Merson, Gascoine, et al remembered for squandering their talents. Clubs were all too often if not complicit in than at least culturally indifferent to the toll taken by dissipation.

Venables did, as the comments from his former players testify, care about their welfare. He also avoided the vilification heaped inevitably on the heads of football managers by treating journalists as if he liked their company. In return they refrained from adorning his head with various vegetables whenever England hit a run of bad form.

Now he’s left the pitch for good the obituaries are, rightly, tinged with genuine regret, something that cannot be recovered has been lost.

Football has changed, modern players are sober, modest about their wealth and refreshingly willing to use the platform provided by their fame to promote good causes. Managers are more likely to present as slick CEO types or technocrats happier with spreadsheets than people, in their company Terry Venables would seem as out of place as a Model T Ford in the parking lot of a corporate headquarters.

There will always be great players, some of them in the current England team, and managers will be awarded the laurels of greatness, so long as they keep winning, Gareth Southgate, who owes so much to his former bass may be among their number.

Fame and fortune will always follow those who can play a game that is beautiful and cruel in equal measure, if Southgate and his team ever do win the World Cup, and they very well might they could even parlay it into immortality. It is unlikely though that they or any of their contemporaries will ever inspire quite the same amount of affection as ‘El Tel.

[1] https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/67537649

[2] https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/67537553

[3] https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/live/football/64628874

 

Tuesday 14 November 2023

Unsettling Tales for Today

 

Animals At Night 


Naomi Booth

(Dead Ink, 2022)

 

A woman takes the body of her dead mother on a macabre farewell tour prior to carrying out a DIY burial, the owners of a dairy farm encounter an ancient curse, and a young woman is haunted by the sight of a dead hare she sees lying at the roadside.

Anyone worried about the health of the short story as a literary form need only read this collection to be reassured that it is fighting fit. Booth, already the author of three acclaimed novels, has crafted a set of tales that demonstrate empathy, imagination, and a knack for unsettling her readers.

Booth writes about a world that is recognizably the one we occupy, but that has been tilted out of kilter somehow. A place where the mundane and the weird rub uncomfortably together inhabited by people who have been pushed to the margins of their own lives.

On the strength of this collection of stories and her novels, Naomi Booth shows the potential to become one of the most powerful and original voices in contemporary British fiction.

 

 

 

 


Friday 3 November 2023

Halloween has nothing on the Tory horror show playing out at the COVID inquiry.

 

Most of us probably believed in the bogeyman when we were children and then, as the good book suggests we should, put away childish things when we became adults. What though would happen were that creature to be unearthed years after the event and obliged to sit in an uncomfortable chair answering questions about just what it had been up to lurking under beds and at the back of wardrobes back in the day?

That’s what watching Dominic Cummings squirming about as he was faced with the content of his expletive laden emails and WhatsApp messages at the COVID inquiry this week felt like.

It was not a pretty sight. The one-time mover and shaker who was going to dissolve the Whitehall ‘blob’ and replace it with something funkier looked shifty, seedy, and just a bit pathetic. Like a dodgy trader being door stepped on a consumer rights TV show and making a dash for cover with his tail between his legs.

On the way he spilled some shocking beans about the toxic mixture of over confidence and lack of preparation that characterized the Johnson government’s approach to the pandemic.

The former prime minister emerged from this as a pretty unsavory character, lazy, arrogant and at times downright callous. Something demonstrated by his jaw droppingly crass comment that the COVID virus was just nature’s way of dealing with elderly people.

There was more toxicity on display later in the week when former senior civil servant Helen MacNamara gave evidence to the inquiry. She described a culture of casual sexism and macho incompetence operating within Downing Street presided over by Boris Johnson.

Things were rounded off by Lord Stevens, who was the chief executive of the NHS during the pandemic, dropping the bombshell that then Health Secretary Matt Hancock wanted to have the power to grant or deny treatment to patients, overriding medical advice, if the NHS became overwhelmed. Thankfully that awful day never arrived, but just think about his eagerness to be a bargain basement angel of death next time you see him gurning at the camera in his latest desperate attempt to be a ‘celebrity’.

Compared to the cast of grotesques masquerading as a government during the greatest crisis this country has faced since 1945 the ghosts, ghouls and vampires associated with Halloween looks about as frightening as a party of maiden aunts holding a tea party.

Who now could hold to the view that Boris Johnson was one of the lads, a bit of a laugh, at worst a lovable rogue? The clown mask has slipped to show the scowling rictus of arrogant entitlement that was always there underneath.

This is the man who partied the night away while the elderly people of whom he was so dismissive died alone in care homes. Who when challenged about his actions twisted and turned to avoid responsibility, parroting out lies that were so absurd as to be insulting.

Johnson is and always was a nasty piece of work, out to serve his own interests and to dodge blame for the resulting chaos. No wonder he gathered around him a such as cast of sycophants and chancers, birds of a feather flock together, and some of them are vultures.

It should be remembered though that it isn’t just the failings of one group of individuals that should be held up to the light to show how dirty they are. The whole Tory ideology is morally bankrupt.

From Mrs. Thatcher saying there was no such thing as society, through Norman Tebbit telling the unemployed to get on their bikes and look for work to Lee Anderson telling people made destitute by austerity they can feed their families for 30p a day they have sought to make selfishness and brutality into virtues.

The result is the divided, angry, and increasingly impoverished country we see around us.

Boris Johnson likes to play at being a historian it is fitting then that history should recognize him as the most incompetent prime minister in the history of the office. It is time for the ideology of which his government and its excesses are the end product to be consigned to its dustbin too.